Miss Manners: A stranger told me I’m too old for long hair

DEAR MISS MANNERS: I’ve just returned from having my hair cut and styled. As I waited to pay, the woman in front of me (someone I do not know) turned around and said, “I read an article that said old ladies should not have long hair.”

Somewhat shocked, I turned away and said nothing. It was really unsettling for all present. How would Miss Manners have handled the situation?

GENTLE READER: By saying gently, “There are more important things that a lady should not do.”